ABC of Senior Citizens
Noted by Chairman Vixi Abat From: A Doctor's Clinic and republished here: A is for arthritis B is for bad back C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac D is for dental decay and decline E is eyesight, can't read the top line F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention H is high blood pressure -- better if low I is for incisions with scars you can show J is for joints, very painful, won't mend K is for knees that crack when you bend L i s for libido, what happened to sex M is for memory, I forgot what comes next N is for nausea, it makes you feel low O is for osteo, bones that don't grow P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few Q is for queasy, it might be bird flu R is for reflux, one meal turns to two S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears T is tinnitus, there are bells in my ears U is for urine, big troubles wit